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Unnecessary Censorship

2006-07-12T02:31:00.000-07:00

And now it's time for some unnecessary censorship!

*Gasp!* Ashlee!

I'll respect their privacy.

I always did hate that purple one...

Trusted or BLEEP?

Freaky Picture of the Month - June 2006

2006-06-30T15:45:00.000-07:00

Okay, so the month is almost over but I found this picture of Italian soccer player, Luca Toni and couldn't stop laughing!

Oh no! Jake Gyllenhaal, look out!

Long Lost Twins

2006-06-28T18:10:00.000-07:00

It's a miracle! I've found all these people's long lost twins!

Lindsay Lohan and Big Bird

Kevin Federline and Cocoa the Gorilla

Miriam McDonald and Alexis Arquette

Elton John and Austin Powers

Jennifer Lopez and one of the dead Squirrels

So touching!

A Dead Fox and a Hedgehog

2006-06-23T14:05:00.000-07:00

Someone asked what it would look like if Julia Volkova and Lena Katina switched hairs. Well, here you go. You asked for it. I took it seriously (and cuz I was bored) and I decided to photoshop it. And yes I know it sucks but I was in a hurry.

PS, I posted below what everyone had to say about it!

So Julia has some black roots, so what?

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OMG
the photo is sooo funny =)
but i definitely prefer them when they are only themselves.
Lena is the red-head, and Julia is the brunette.thats it !

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lmao
hahaha thats funny :p i deffo prefer the red head lena and brunette yulia though haha

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HAHAHAH!
HAHA! omg lol i really shouldnt be laughin, but that was hilarious

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hahaha
omg yulia looks like she has a dead fox on her shoulder n len looks like a hedgehog

The Blonde Curse

2006-06-23T13:32:00.000-07:00

There is something wrong with all the blond celebrities. They always turn out...fugly. I'm not sure who are what but someone (possibly j.lo) is making all these blondes go from not fugly to soooo fugly. Tell me what you think. And NO! I did NOT edit these pictures. I'm serious, their just that freaky.

Britney Spears

Jessica Simpson

Cameron Diaz

As you can see, there is something seriously wrong with these people! Some might say they were caught in a bad light. Others might say, Holy crap woman! What happened to your face?!

Beware America...

2006-06-22T22:20:00.000-07:00

She's trying. It's your call America. But before you decide, just let me say one thing. Did you forget about this...

Or maybe you forgot that this has been invented...

Your call. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Snake Eyes

2006-06-22T21:46:00.000-07:00

Inspiration: After repeatedly calling the Jennifer Lopez movie, Snake Eyes instead of Angel Eyes, I had to do it. Come on! She was begging for it!

J.lo must hate me...Oh well!

:)

American Idol Commentary

2006-06-20T02:10:00.000-07:00

You know that's what their all saying...

When a Stranger Calls

2006-06-19T22:17:00.000-07:00

AH! Now that's creepy!

Guess The Fake: Ashlee Simpson

2006-06-18T23:01:00.000-07:00

Here's how the game goes, I post a few pics of a celebrity and you have to guess which one photoshoped. Only one is fake. Can you guess which one it is?

You have admit, it's hard to tell! Okay, maybe it's not but it is funny!

I'll post the results on June 30.

Zoe vs. Summerland

2006-06-18T22:39:00.000-07:00

Inspiration: Yes, okay! I watch Summerland. And maybe, just once, I might have watched Zoe 101...once...or twice. Anyway, if you notice, Jesse has his classic stoned out look. Jamie Lynn Spears seems as...um...Spears-ish as usual. And she really does love tamagotchis! I have proof. Go to tamagotchi.com if you don't believe me!

Mio and Mayu Go Hollywood

2006-06-18T22:17:00.000-07:00

Inspiration: In Fatal Frame: Crimson Butterfly, the best game ever, there are these two twins stuck in a haunted Japanese village. Their names are Mio and Mayu, and if they were in Hollywood (and if they were ugly) then they'd be those two creeps above.

What? I had to do another! It's so much fun! Maybe I'll make one more....for now...

Analyzing TomKat

2006-06-18T21:57:00.000-07:00

Inspiration: I love writing a bunch of crud on pics!!!

Mean Girls

2006-06-18T01:29:00.000-07:00

Description: I saw the whole thing! Lindsay tripped Britney! These girls are getting meaner and meaner everyday. Oh, where's Tina Fey when you need her?

Victorian J.lo

2006-06-17T20:55:00.000-07:00

Description: Hey, this is J.lo speaking. Yeah, that's right. Jennifur Lopez, the fur killa. Like my new line? It's called, Creepy Ol' 19th Century Ghost Dresses, by Jennifer Lopez. Ah yeah, you wish you could look this good. As you can see, back when I was born - uh - I mean...When I was working as a historian. Yeah that's it! When I was a historian, I really liked those huge butt dresses all the ghosts were wearing. They make my butt look real small. I especially like the large buttocks compartment for holding my rabbit muff, squirrel purse, and my diamond encrusted hatchet. It's so airy.

[J.LO DID NOT ACTUALLY WRITE THIS!]

TomKat for Prez, 2008

2006-06-17T20:46:00.000-07:00

Description: Here is a glimpse at the future when Hell freezes over, Ashlee Simpson has the number one album, Britney Spears runs Gerber Baby Products, and most of all, TomKat is elected President of the United States of Scientology. He is not only the shortest President in history, but the gayest.

Inspiration: Come on! Just look at the original! He was begging for it. I was nice compared to some other TomKat work.

t.A.T.u. Koka-Kola Ad

2006-06-17T19:08:00.000-07:00

Description: Here we see t.A.T.u.'s very own Elena Katina and Julia Volkova advertising the new KING size Koka-Kola in their home country of Russia. This space inspired ad includes a Russian Obezyanka Nol blasting into space during the 1950's. *Laughing* Oh that sweet little monkey has no clue he'll never return to Earth. Aw! So cute. As we continue, you can see Julia holding a bottle of Coke. They look pretty happy, don't you think? It makes you completely forget about all the cancer causing elements found in every soft drink! Yum!

Inspiration: I have a shirt from Urban Outfitters that has the Russian Coca-Cola Monkey on it and I always think of t.A.T.u.'s song, Obezyanka Nol (Monkey Zero), when ever I wear it. The song is about the monkeys sent into space by Russia (and other countries) during the space race. It's a really sad song but that's why it makes this image so funny!

J.lo Puff

2006-06-17T15:59:00.000-07:00

Description: As you can see, J.lo Puff is showcasing our new summer lineup. Notice the giant J.lo inspired hoop earrings sticking out of her head which is also her body. A spunky new beehive inspired hair-do to go with her earrings. A microphone for when she wants to burst into a song. Such as Get Right, Furry Fury, Jenny Got Back, Rebirth, Undead, and My HP Is So Lo. But by far, J.lo Puff's favorite accessory is her cane. When dancing around on bar counters, car tops, yatchs, or just the classic Bronx backdrop, you won't want to be far from a J.lo Cane as a prop.

Inspiration: My best friend and I have an inside joke that J.lo looks like Jiggly Puff from Pokemon. The pic above is my beautiful rendition of the joke. Isn't she gorgeous?

Welcome!

2006-06-17T14:44:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Pixel Us Perfect, the world's first photoshop gallery blog. Never before have so many fugly pics been under one roof. Enjoy!

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